dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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