Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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