I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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