You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
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