I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Drunk walkin through police station. America
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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