We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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