Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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