you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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