Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Randomize
