By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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