I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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