so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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