I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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