What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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