i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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