So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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