I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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