so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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