Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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