Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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