woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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