"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
false alarm, still single
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