Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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