Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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