how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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