I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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