no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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