I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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