Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i think my tv is drunk
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
if only i could text you this smell
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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