why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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