Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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