I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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