He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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