That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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