Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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