Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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