brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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