..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
My cat gives me a boner
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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