god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I think i got beer on your cat.
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