She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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