I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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