Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
This house was built for laser tag.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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