what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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