2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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