farters have to be the big spoon...
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
It was confusing and full of hummus
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
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