So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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