Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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