in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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