Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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