I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
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